on Facebook Friending

Me: Oh, she's our aunt. Okay, accept.
Me: And then put her in the relatives list.
Sam: They know though.
Sam: They get like, an alert when you put them on a list.
Me: Really?
Sam: Yeah.
Sam: (sees the long list of unaccepted friend requests on my facebook homepage) Oh my god. Why are you rejecting all those people?
Me: I'm not rejecting them!
Me: I'm just...not adding them.
Sam: I feel bad for them.
Me: I don't add people I don't know? Even if we have mutual friends.
Sam: I once did that.
Sam: I thought it was someone from Michelle's year, but it turned out she was this crazy girl who was just adding everyone in school so she'd have a thousand friends.
Me: ...although most of these I actually know.
Sam: (looks at me)
Me: ... I don't add people I don't like.

NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY