Oh, she's our aunt. Okay, accept.

And then put her in the relatives list.

They know though.

They get like, an alert when you put them on a list.

Really?

Yeah.

(sees the long list of unaccepted friend requests on my facebook homepage) Oh my god. Why are you rejecting all those people?

I'm not rejecting them!

I'm just...not adding them.

I feel bad for them.

I don't add people I don't know? Even if we have mutual friends.

I once did that.

I thought it was someone from Michelle's year, but it turned out she was this crazy girl who was just adding everyone in school so she'd have a thousand friends.

...although most of these I actually know.

(looks at me)

... I don't add people I don't like.