January 2012
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the-hopeless-romantichan:
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kermitthefrrog:
So i’m submitting my paper to my teacher on the submission website and i clicked the wrong file to send her.
I sent her this gif on accident.
omfg
Why does that make me laugh so hard.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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iamjonwalker-jonwalkerisme:
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These are not chips.
They are crisps.
These are chips.
That is all.
we don’t care
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Hope does not leave without being given...
- Rick Riordan, The Last Olympian
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acronym, n.
I remember the first time you signed an email with SWAK. I didn’t know what it meant. It sounded violent, like a slap connecting. SWAK! Batman knocking down the Riddler. SWAK! Cries of “Liar! Liar!” Tears. SWAK! So I wrote back: SWAK? And the next time you wrote, ten minutes later, you explained.
I loved the ridiculous image I got from that, of you leaning over your laptop, touching...
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abyss, n.
There are times when I doubt everything. When I regret everything you’ve taken from me, everything I’ve given you, and the waste of all the time I’ve spent on us.
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“Isn't your mom the goddess of inventors?" I asked.
Annabeth glared at me. "Yes, but this is different. I'm good with ideas. Not Mechanics."
If I was going to pick one person in the world to reattach my head," I said "I'd pick you."
I just blurted it out - to give her confidence, I guess - but immediately I realized it sounded pretty stupid.
Awww..." Silena sniffled and wiped her eyes. "Percy that is so sweet!”
― Rick Riordan, The Demigod Files
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the world: hey man we've got some really serious problems like global warming and mass economic failure and riots and genocide and aids and cancer and your healthcare system is shit so maybe we should get to work
US government: sit down I have to stop people from sharing things online
US government: also pizza is vegetables
Prison rules
1. NO FANDOM FIGHTS. You are only allowed to start fights with regular prisoners if and only if they bash your fandom(s).
2. We all have one thing in common: gay pairings. Remember this when someone acts up.
3. Gay fanart workshop time is bonding time. Play nice and kindly help others if they ask for it.
4. Hetalia fandom: you are not allowed to take over prison cells and claiming your cell independent unless you form an alliance with ALL the fandoms to do so.
5. Homestuck fandom: ...just...not too many Nic Cage posters please...and we'll watch Nic Cage movies only if it's National Treasure.
6. Sherlock fandom: we would like to ask you to turn your cries off after 11pm. However this rule doesn't apply on Sunday.
7. Doctor Who fandom: We know bananas are high in potassium. Leave it. Also your screwdriver is not sonic and will be confiscated.
8. Supernatural fandom: please do not take all the salt from the cafeteria.
9. Fans are allowed to be in more than one fandom, do not seclude them if they do.
10. Harry Potter fandom: That is not a wand, it is a stick, and it is not allowed indoors.
11. Glee fandom: Those prison guards are not secretly a couple, stop shipping everything.
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“The most dangerous flaws are those which are good...
- Rick Riordan, The Titan’s Curse
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Aphrodite: Pfft. That's not the point. Follow your heart.
Percy: But... I don't know where it's going. My heart, I mean.
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Ask yourself what you are worried about if same-sex marriage is legalized....
– Why A Heterosexual, Married, North Carolinian Father Of Three Cares About LGBT Equality (via blua)
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polished-stone:
blameitonyourheart / glenannes / parkerings
I suddenly see ourselves in the future, passing USB drives with episode downloads in alley ways wearing a trench coat and a hat.
#don’t fuck around with me i told you i wanted the good stuff #i told you 720p is gonna cost you extra and you don’t have enough
#people on street corners with shifty eyes #hey man do you have...
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on Facebook Friending
Me: Oh, she's our aunt. Okay, accept.
Me: And then put her in the relatives list.
Sam: They know though.
Sam: They get like, an alert when you put them on a list.
Me: Really?
Sam: Yeah.
Sam: (sees the long list of unaccepted friend requests on my facebook homepage) Oh my god. Why are you rejecting all those people?
Me: I'm not rejecting them!
Me: I'm just...not adding them.
Sam: I feel bad for them.
Me: I don't add people I don't know? Even if we have mutual friends.
Sam: I once did that.
Sam: I thought it was someone from Michelle's year, but it turned out she was this crazy girl who was just adding everyone in school so she'd have a thousand friends.
Me: ...although most of these I actually know.
Sam: (looks at me)
Me: ... I don't add people I don't like.
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fuck-yeah-josh-dallas:
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Once Upon A Time, 7:15 A.M., Sneak Peeks
OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
AAAAAAAAAAAAARGH THE SECOND SNEAK PEAK. IT HUUUUUUUUUURTS. I stopped watching after that, it feels like I’d already have watched all of the interesting parts before the show comes on. AND I WANT TO SAVE SOME SUSPENSE.
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feelthemoonshine replied to your post: so, The Stranger
the beast is the wolf! lol that’s so literal, but i wouldn’t be surprised if that’s the case. i like your theories!
My belief that Dr. Whale is literally the Whale in Pinocchio is even more literal. Hahahah
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so, The Stranger
I don’t really care about him, CAN I GET MY SNOWING PLEASE?
AND MY EVIL QUEEN BACKSTORY?
Also, he could be the 7 year old boy who found Emma on the side of the road
or Rumplestiltskin’s son (I know Fairytale characters can’t leave Storybrooke BUT the whole curse was of Rumplestiltskin’s machination. He could’ve saved his son from the curse, seeing as he...
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